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Worst Jokes Edinburgh '09
According to TV Channel Dave, these are some of the worst jokes from the Edinburgh Festival Fringe in 2009.
Source: Dave
Links: Dave, Edinburgh Festival

Category: Trivialists / Humour
Last updated: 28/08/09
"I'm not doing any Michael Jackson jokes, because they always involve puns about his songs. And that's bad". - Carey Marx
"There are so many 'failed train' announcements at stations these days. It's not rolling stock, it's laughing stock." - Stephen Carlin
"My mind is like a cement mixer. It's grey, thick and always moving." - Celia Pacquola
"I don't believe in guns. Literally; I don't believe they exist." - Rhys Darby
"I phoned the swine flu hotline and all I got was crackling." - Frank Woodley
"I dated a woman from the Chinese State Circus. One time I took her upstairs for a 69. She said, 'I'm not cooking at this time of night.'" - Anna and Katy
"Michael Jackson only invented the moonwalk so he could sneak up on children." - Alex Maple
"She's got a face like a rare Chinese vase – minging." - Phil Nichol
"I've just split up from my girlfriend, which is shame, because it was a long-standing arrangement. Perhaps if we'd sat down a bit more..." - Alistair McGowan